Features

Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you. by 34TH STREET

Search Results

Below are your search results. You can also try a Basic Search.

Find:

Title/Headline:

From:

To:

Writer/Photographer:

Tagged:

Type:

Order by:

Date Title

Search Results

Ego of the Week: Laura Petro

(09/17/15 12:05pm)

This week's Ego is a funny fashionista who has a knack for writing and smoothie making. And don't get her started on Stanley Tucci!

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/eotw-laura-petro

Ego’s Guide to Quick Cash on Campus

(09/17/15 11:08am)

Don’t have time for a campus job, but need cash for all those BYOs this semester? Ego has a few suggestions for how to make money on your own time

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/egos-guide-to-quick-cash

Cool Penn Internshit

(09/17/15 12:54pm)

Still getting asked about your summer internship? These Penn students sure are. From LA to NY and fashion to politics, they went beyond the usual coffee runs and did some pretty cool shit.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/cool-penn-internshit

Mise-en-Sceney: A Film Guide to Penn Life

(09/21/15 3:22pm)

Speaking of sceney, this account–ironically–has 0 followers.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/film-does-instagram

10 for 10: FILMS BASED ON WHERE YOU GRAB A DRINK

(09/17/15 2:04pm)

You go get a drink. Where? Here are ten recommendations for what to watch on Friday, based on where you get plastered on Thursday.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/10-for-10-films-based-on-drinks

How to Get to the Great Outdoors (read: Not Center City)

(09/15/15 8:27pm)

Have a destination in mind but feeling stuck on campus? Let us help you out.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/how-to-get-to-the-great-outdoors-read-not-to-center-city

ATTN: PENN FUCKBOYS

(09/17/15 10:33am)

You suck. Here's why.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/attn-penn-fuckboys

Overheards 09.17.15

(09/17/15 11:27am)

Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/overheards-09-17-15

"Meet Us Halfway"

(09/17/15 2:11pm)

In the United States, fewer than 1 out of every 1,000 people are diagnosed as “functionally deaf” before the age of eighteen. Only two of those students found their way to Penn.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/sign-language-at-penn

ICA Opening: Exploring Art and Communication

(09/18/15 10:26am)

This Wednesday, the ICA hosted its fall opening of exhibits by Christopher Knowles, Josephine Pryde and Becky Suss.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/ica-opening-exploring-art-and-communication

Ego of the Week: Erich Kessel

(09/24/15 1:00am)

Chair of Lambda Alliance and a pop culture guru, this Ego knows a thing or two about advocacy, art history and Madonna. But what are his thoughts on Smoke’s pizza?

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/eotw-erich-kessel

Pennaissance Snaps

(09/23/15 7:14am)

If Penn or Snapchat existed during the Renaissance, we imagine it would look something like this...

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/pennaissance-snaps-09-24-2015

Fall food and drinks have arrived

(09/24/15 3:34am)

Fall is finally here and with it come the menu changes of your dreams, and we're not talking about the Sweetgreen seasonal salad.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/fall-food-and-drinks-have-arrived

The Pipeline to Penn

(09/24/15 12:36pm)

“It was basically like going to college as a fourteen-year-old.”Sam Ax, now a Wharton sophomore, opted for the “clean-cut” look on the 2,300 mile flight from Phoenix to Boston.

http://www.34st.com/article/2015/09/features-penn-pipeline