Overheards 01.19.17
Boy with big ego but even bigger wallet: I will literally Venmo the professor to get into this class.
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Boy with big ego but even bigger wallet: I will literally Venmo the professor to get into this class.
With only one day until our President is a toupee–wearing version of the Lorax, Highbrow has decided to go #unfiltered just like good ol’ Donald would do. You’ve had your break from our drama, but now we’re back and going to reveal some shit that could use Olivia Pope’s damage control.
(Philadelphia, PA)—
Hit it: Canadian Citizenship
Fashionable in every season. Hopefully, you already own a pair and we didn’t have to tell you to get these. It’s much easier to ignore flyers on Locust when you’re wheeling past ‘em at the speed of light.
Senior Lauren Conway can now add “Nobel Laureate” to her resume.
Every now and then, we all need a minute to de–stress, relax and kick back with a good ol' lungful of marijuana. Sadly, however, finding a convenient place on campus is never actually that easy. Sure, you could go to the Biopond, but you risk being trite and cliché (come on people, Biopond is so freshman year). Luckily, Street is here to help you stray from the beaten path and find some other cool spots on campus to light up.
Internship applications are clogging your to–do list, but don't worry: Street's compiled a list of quick, peppy, impactful words that will help spice up the resume you haven’t looked at since last May (unless you’re working in finance, in which case, I would suggest watching The Big Short to understand the vocabulary you’ll be working with).
Last week on Keeping Up With the Weasley's: ings are not well at the Burrow with this family of blood traitors.
Rita Skeeter here. For those who don’t know, I’m the witchiest woman with a quill and I’m not afraid to use it. If you’re upset about me dragon your name through the mud, welcome to the real wizarding world, where your own little chambers of secrets don’t exist. So buckle up first–years, because this past week was enchantingly eventful. Not everyone likes a snitch, but I certainly do.
While the Sorting Hat has final say, Highbrow’s got a few tricks up our cloak sleeves to make sure you Slytherin to the right house.
To the chair of Mask & Wig: I'd like to sit on that.
So, you shamelessly love Harry Potter. Or maybe you want to get with someone who shamelessly loves Harry Potter. Or you've got excess storage on your phone that you want to fill up with some Harry Potter apps. Either way, no judgement—Street is here to give you a quick roundup of apps and websites for Potter obsessives or beginners.
"Well kids, it all started when we were 11 and she equated dying with expul- sion. From then, I knew I was hooked."
I received a lot of unsolicited dating advice before going abroad in London.
Personality: You’re a Hufflepuff: hot, tall, bothered. You’re fun to be around (you swear!), but due to your eccentricities, you've driven away every roommate ever assigned to you. You’re addicted to Butterbeer, extra large scarves and playing coy.
Donald Trump
Everyone says to be happy with the skin you're born in… or the skin you split your soul in to become immortal. But not everyone has that luxury. It took me a while to be comfortable with who I am. It wasn’t until Dr. Goldfarb entered my life that I found my true outer and inner beauty. Here’s my story. I hope you’ll listen.
In the midst of College Hall’s dozens of tall tales and mysteries, the Room of Requirement sits quietly on the 7th Floor. Most Penn students don't know about this space—the room only appears when its user is really in desperate need of something. While those who know about the room only use it for exams, social issues and other quandaries, Street thinks that we should be able to have a little bit of fun with this useful room—and there’s no way to make things better than with drugs. Check out these top drug experiences to have in the Room of Requirement.
Cockroaches are the new quinoa. Looking for a superfood that'll revamp your body and help keep your room clean? You're in luck—cockroach clusters are the hottest superfood trending on campus right now.
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