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(03/31/16 4:34pm)
Do you ever argue with your friends about which is better, food or sex? Do you ever wake up for a little morning nookie—but find yourself torn between sex and breakfast? And, honestly, do you ever just wish you could make sweet, sweet love to your favorite culinary delight? Well, Street's all about making dreams come true. So, in honor of our Spring Dining Guide, we asked several couples to take gastronomy to the bedroom.
(03/31/16 2:10am)
Tip #1: For the SABS rookie, the first thing you need to
know is location is everything. If you’re looking for the best
place to post up with a squad, try outside of Frontera or College Green. Reserve Capogiro for that job interview so you
can flaunt your pre–professionalism to all the plebes on Walnut. If you want a less conspicuous SABS spot (do those even
really exist?), the tables across from Phi Delt are your go–to.
(03/31/16 4:56pm)
Disney princesses have fallen on some hard times. In a post–recession global economy, it’s no longer feasible to spend all day whimsically singing and dancing around 22 bedroom/13–and–a–half bathroom castle in rural France. So some of Disney’s princesses have chosen to heed Rihanna’s advice and interview for jobs so they can “work, work, work, work, work, asdlfjaoadafo, work, work, work, work, work.”
(03/31/16 12:38am)
Photos of Princess Tiana and Prince–Navee–as–a-frog making out surface. Tiana is sentenced to sex addiction rehab for her supposed bestiality problem. During her time in rehab, Tiana, with the aid of Belle from Beauty and the Beast, helps her fellow rehabbers realize that sex with animals is only cool if the animals will eventually turn into humans. Also, Prince Naveen drowns in gumbo.
(03/31/16 12:36am)
This week, Street took the time to sit down with the under–appreciated characters of Disney: the sidekicks. Here's what they believed happened in the stories we think we know so well.
(03/31/16 12:47am)
And each was better than the last.
(03/24/16 8:26am)
Listen up, lads and lassies, because we’re letting you know the Irish jig is up. They say that at the end of every rainbow there’s a pot of gold, and here at Highbrow, we like that gold to be gossip. From your backlot blunders to your mishaps at DeckHaus, we can’t even be–Guiness to tell you about all the crazy *shit* that happened. On second thought, you might want that extra shot of whiskey in your Bailey’s. This week’s Round Up won’t go down nearly as smooth.
(03/24/16 2:36pm)
Ten consequences of the questionable mixed drink you downed on St. Fratty's Day.
(03/24/16 9:33am)
Challenges include complainbragging about how many midterms you’ve had in the last week and how aptly you can abuse the snapchat time filter.
(03/24/16 9:27am)
Begin to train your entire student club lineage to be like you. Think of a majestic name for your lineage. Dynasty might be a good word.
(03/24/16 9:23am)
4:30 a.m. – Wake up and vomit. Why I’m vomiting changes week to week—I just hate being tied down to one reason!—but usually it’s from a combination of the excessive lead in the Franzia I drank last night and the soul–crushing guilt I still feel to this day after killing that one fellow contestant that one time. Nevermind.
(03/24/16 2:51am)
In order to create a diverse cast with maximum conflict capabilities, we’d need:
(03/17/16 7:02am)
Welcome back, spring breakers. We’re glad you’ve turned all of Locust into a walk of shame, but if you’re like the rest of us, your brief interlude of sobriety between break and St. Patty’s was a harsh reminder of your impending workload or lack of summer plans. Speaking of coffee chats, rest assured that spring break gave you something to talk about when you finally caught up with that acquaintance. Or maybe you used break as a chance for a narcissistic resurrection of your social media presence. But whether you raged in PV, ventured somewhere original, or bitterly griped over your staycation, we’re here to dish all the dirty deeds.
(03/17/16 4:05pm)
(215): Coke is basically just caffeine.
(03/17/16 7:57am)
The American Psychiatric Association publishes the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) to provide the standard for classification and diagnosis of mental disorders. It sounds kind of boring, but it actually opened up our eyes to just how many behaviors and mindsets eating disorders encompass. The section of “Feeding and Eating Disorders” has eight different disorders, and we list two of them below. We copied and pasted these directly from the latest manual (DSM 5), and what you read might surprise you.
(03/17/16 3:13am)
Talk about fun in the sun. With temperatures approaching 140 degrees, Death Valley is the perfect place to forget about those brutal 55-degree temperatures back in Philly.
(03/17/16 7:02am)
Step 1: Water. Drink it. When you think you've had enough, you haven't.
(03/13/16 7:58pm)
For reference, here are the 2015 submissions.
(03/17/16 3:14am)
This way, you can just say you’re really school spirited and were looking forward to going to all of Penn’s great sporting events this spring. Those exist, right? Go sportyball team.
(02/25/16 2:38am)
With the monsoon–like rain, Highbrow hopes your week has gone swimmingly. Just kidding, we’re drowning in midterms too. It’s a good thing we have all your gossip to keep us afloat. Keep your floaties on, kids—just because you’re holding out for spring break doesn’t mean things won’t get a lil stormy on campus.