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(10/24/19 11:28pm)
Do you think you’ve got what it takes to be the best band on campus? Street’s hosting our second–ever battle of the bands next month, and we want you and your bandmates to step up to the challenge.
(10/23/19 2:22am)
Older girl talking to younger girl at Saxbys: “When it comes to dating at Penn, my advice is to just give up”
(10/16/19 1:16am)
Romance Language professor: “Start with a lot of passion in your relationships because it will go downhill! Just saying!”
(10/10/19 2:44am)
Planner: “I reserve the right to be a total bitch at least 15 times a semester.”
(10/02/19 4:08am)
SWUG, to a freshman (who didn't ask): “If you’re not concerned about doing well, college is very easy.”
(09/25/19 5:36am)
Our Fall 2019 Dining Guide features personal essays, epistolary articles, restaurant reviews from neighborhoods all around Philadelphia, and a healthy amount of love. We went to Pizzeria Beddia, wrote about eating alone, and trekked down South Street. So, enjoy. We hope you're hungry!
(09/18/19 1:58am)
Person who doesn't know how to talk to twins: "Half the time I can tell twins apart."
(09/11/19 4:03am)
Listening to Norman Fucking Rockwell! on Repeat: “SABS? Sit and Be Sad? I do that.”
(09/06/19 2:04am)
Welcome! This is the application to join 34th Street Magazine staff for the fall 2019 semester. We need writers, videographers, photographers and social media whizzes just like you! So come on, we promise the application isn't THAT long.
(09/04/19 4:12am)
Biology Professor with a Hallucinogenic Side: "Academics don’t know anything about wild secondary plant compounds. Shamans do, though.”
(08/28/19 3:05am)
Fisher–Bennett Bathroom User: "$50k a fucking year for single–ply?"
(05/01/19 7:51am)
NJB: "Is giving head Kosher for Passover?"
(04/24/19 8:00am)
When we started working through the idea to go random with Penn 10 this year, we weren’t really sure if it was going to work. But the result was better than we could've expected. This issue could have been populated by any permutation of the thousands of seniors at Penn, and it would have still been amazing, because everyone at Penn has a meaningful story. We hope that, whatever your Penn experience, you find kernels of it represented here.
(04/17/19 12:30am)
Wannabe, but unpublished, Critic: “I love how people will write one story for 34th Street and suddenly think they’re journalists.”
(04/03/19 12:10am)
Street Music Ed: “I don’t know what deep house is. It’s probably like house music, but deeper.”
(03/27/19 5:12am)
We've all been there: We've made meal plans with friends, but more time going back and forth between "You pick the restaurant!" "No, you decide!" than actually sitting down to enjoy the meal. Next time you find yourself in a bind, just take this quiz. It will point you to a fresh restaurant review that's right for you.
(05/01/19 1:11am)
To cap off the spring semester, Street decided to compile a list of “10 Songs Instrumental to Our Experiences,” featuring ten songs with personal stories chosen by different members of 34th Street’s music staff and our editors. Music is a big part of all of our lives, and we all have those songs that remind us of home, got us through a tough time, or otherwise defined our adolescence. So here is a small piece of our story, featuring songs that—for different reasons—have contributed to who we are.
(03/27/19 6:13am)
This Dining Guide highlights the memories, stories, and connections we make with food. Our reviews emphasize the experience of dining out. We’ve profiled students and alumni who use food to jumpstart businesses and clubs. We tried your favorite cookie recipes. Some of us opened up about our relationships with food: the good, the bad, and the ugly. In this issue, food is the main character.
(03/20/19 2:31am)
SWUG: “Maybe this [Sex and Human Nature] class will teach me how to get laid.”
(03/16/19 3:30am)
34th Street Magazine is looking for the best cookie recipe on campus, from amateur and semi–pro chefs alike. Submit your recipe for a chance to be featured in our Dining Guide, coming out March 27.