Ego of the Week

This Nightingale Nurse may be a tinder tease, but she’s DFA, down for anything. You can find her under the button—get your mind outta the gutter! She’ll be filming “The Button Show with Emily Rubin”
February 27, 2014 at 7:39 am

Spencer the Politician has been class president for four straight years. His legacy? A new and improved *Fab Club.* And he’s not leaving Penn just yet; find Spencer sub–matriculating from Wharton to SEAS for his Masters in Robotics and Engineering.
February 20, 2014 at 9:12 am

Rayne, VagMons director, and Tamara, producer, are more than just two friends who love vagina-shaped lollipops. These two are reclaiming V-Day.
February 14, 2014 at 8:35 am

Emilie “spelled in a weird way because my family is from France” Abrams is the go–to girl for Urban Nutrition Initiative (UNI), studying PoliSci and East Asian Studies. She’s been around the world and back a few too many times—she just can’t keep her accents straight.
January 30, 2014 at 8:15 am

This Whartonite is in the business of funny: he’s a Mask and Wig cast member and serves on the exec board for the Performing Arts Council (PAC). When he’s not admiring Hugh Grant or entertaining the masses, he’s probably suspended upside down in mid-air.
January 23, 2014 at 8:00 am

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Jameson Digby is the man behind your 3 a.m.
December 5, 2013 at 5:30 am

As co–president of Kite and Key and co–editor–in–chief of the Pennsylvania Punchbowl, Monica Schechter has to walk the line between being educational and funny every day. Her easy solution? Puns. Cat puns.
November 21, 2013 at 5:42 am

The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’re taller, they’re hairier and, let the record show, they’re all afraid of Dhamaka. Street: What makes you a true BMOC?  Ben Slocum: Chest hair.
November 14, 2013 at 5:38 am

Matthew Gould is the man behind the Quaker. Underneath the mask, this dairy farming enthusiast enjoys the “occasional” chick flick, is passionate about manatees and has touched the Gutt’s butt.
November 7, 2013 at 5:55 am

Maxwell Presser is not just the “Chief Chief” of Sphinx—he’s the guy who might save your life this weekend. As the head of MERT, Maxwell has your health in mind. Just please don’t call him Max.
October 31, 2013 at 5:44 am

Nicole Grabowski is Penn’s very own BVOC (Big Vagina On Campus). When this full–time feminist is not fighting the patriarchy, she’s brushing up on her witchcraft and reading tea leaves.
October 24, 2013 at 5:55 am

Kelly–Ann Corrigan, the self–proclaimed “Platt Rat,” has had as many PennCards as exec positions. Though this pint–sized powerhouse may be a master at ordering fellow thespians, she’s got a long way to go before she conquers “Two Truths and Lie.”
October 17, 2013 at 5:13 am

Russell Abdo, Gary Kafer and Melissa Vo, the faces of Williams Cafe, have been servin’ up morning joe together for over three years. They might not agree on everything, but they share a love of coffee and a willingness to have a fivesome with Venus and Serena Williams.
October 3, 2013 at 6:00 am

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September 29, 2013 at 6:07 pm

Women’s basketball captain Alyssa Baron has received more honors than we could possibly name.
September 26, 2013 at 5:15 am

Alex Rattray is more than just the kid who doesn’t wear shoes—he’s an entrepreneur. A self–taught hacker, he’s created over seven apps, like Emerald Exam and the Musical Toilet.
September 19, 2013 at 5:05 am

Jen Chaquette controls all your money. When she’s not handlin’ the Benjamins as the chair of SAC, she’s uniting sorority sisters as the Panhellenic VP and debating like there’s no tomorrow in Mock Trial. But above all, she’s an Allegro VIP.
September 12, 2013 at 5:25 am

How many times can Marcus Munday say "hi" during a single walk down Locust?
September 5, 2013 at 1:30 pm

Marcus Mundy is so well–known, it’s absurd. Besides being the face of the Penn Alcohol Module, he’s involved in the Glee Club, Queer People of Color, As 1 Global and Carriage Senior Society and he’s about to create his own country: Techtar.  Street: You’re considered one of the friendliest people on campus.
September 5, 2013 at 5:05 am

Street: How did you lovebirds meet? Ian Bussard: We were forced to.
April 18, 2013 at 6:00 am