Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
This future dentist is a member of four senior societies and co–founder of Penn Queer and Asian. Victoria debunks stereotypes about Asian–interest sororities and dishes on Channing Tatum and the hidden power of dentists.
Name: The Shakespeare Portrait Wall in Fisher–Bennett
Hometown: Stratford–upon–Avon, UK
Activities: Hanging out on the wall, side-eyeing English majors
Street: So, you’ve obviously mastered the resting bitch face.
Ingred may be a TLC-loving nurse, but that would never stop her from rocking her scrubs. She spoke to us a little bit about her love for Valentine's Day, African American Arts Alliance (4A), and getting out of your comfort zone.
This week's Ego has dreams of making the world a greener place by controlling plants with his mind and throwing trash in volcanoes––but until then, the Chair of Student Sustainability Association at Penn will be mastering the art of sorting recycling and studying feces.