If you haven't seen Street's former HBIC around these days, it's because she's found the SABSiest new place on campus: her bed. Don't let her resting bitch face fool you—there's One Direction to her heart, and that's a bottle of sauvignon blanc and cold brie.
Early this year, a group of Stanford students discovered that, through the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA), college students have the right to see their admissions files. Street Edz checked out their files so that you don't have to look at yours
Ever wondered how the hell you ended up at Penn? Thanks to FERPA, now you can find out. But how much of your admissions files can you really see? Ego wants to know. If you have participated in a FERPA review session, please fill out this short survey about your experience. We're dying to know what admissions truly thinks.
March Madness still driving you crazy? Well it's winding down to its grand finale, but you still don't want to be that person with no clue what's going on. Here are some comments you can drop to make you look like a NCAA pro (without actually holding a ball).
Even if you haven’t seen this lady longlegs around campus, she’s probably seen you in her crystal ball. Whether she’s hanging with healers in the Himalayas or curing STIs, this St. Elmo witch has the dildo wand that will (pene)treat you.
Ego brought you Doppelgängers and now we present Synon-names: people with the same identities on Penn Directory, but are totally different in person. Beware next time you email Rebecca Stein begging for an "A."
This hungree girl understands the finer things in life. Whether she's digging for truffles or whipping up mac and cheese, Amanda has taken the cooking scene by storm. We just hope we're invited to her next dinner party.