Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
Name: The Shakespeare Portrait Wall in Fisher–Bennett
Hometown: Stratford–upon–Avon, UK
Activities: Hanging out on the wall, side-eyeing English majors
Street: So, you’ve obviously mastered the resting bitch face.
Ego took a walk down memory lane with this week's Ego, Steve Rybicki. Read on to find out if 'Scooba Steve' sat at the jocks or the nerd table in the high school cafeteria, and how he hasn't changed much since.
Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you were in a different school at Penn? Two Material Science Engineers, a COMM major, a Nursing student and a Wharton freshman switched classes for a day to find out how the other half lives.
Ingred may be a TLC-loving nurse, but that would never stop her from rocking her scrubs. She spoke to us a little bit about her love for Valentine's Day, African American Arts Alliance (4A), and getting out of your comfort zone.
Penn sees a lot of work done by Amy Gutmann and other presidential figures, but what about the right-hand men and women who make the university great? These VPs discuss their responsibilities, rapport with their Presidents, and ideas of leadership.
This week's Ego has dreams of making the world a greener place by controlling plants with his mind and throwing trash in volcanoes––but until then, the Chair of Student Sustainability Association at Penn will be mastering the art of sorting recycling and studying feces.