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The Love Survey
It’s going to be the best time of your life: We were freshmen when your father said he could spend the rest of his life with me until death or incarceration do us part. Beneath those Locust lights, I knew he was the one.
by PATRICK FORD-MATZ
DO YOU HAVE AN ANONYMOUS ROMANCE-RELATED MESSAGE FOR ANYONE AT PENN?
Printed exactly as received. The full list.
by 34TH STREET
Features
Miles to Go
It's up to Miles Cartwright to restore Penn Basketball's former glory.
by JOSH DEMBOWITZ
Leges Sine Moribus Vanae
Who's afraid of academic dishonesty? Most people, apparently.
by DANIEL FELSENTHAL
The Dissidents
Penn's brochures would have you believe that starting freshman year is like walking onto the set of some combination of "Good Will Hunting," "The Social Network," and "A Beautiful Mind." For many, disenchantment sets in as the classes are more boring and the people less thrilling than advertised.
by MANOLA GONZALEZ
Striking a Pose
Penn's student bodybuilders take to the stage and show off their hard work.
by ELENA GOORAY
Multimedia
A Global Phenomenon
A brief overview of other cities’ efforts to repurpose transportation arteries
by EILLIE ANZILOTTI
Up in the Air and Beneath the Ground
Will the future of the Reading Railroad mobilize visions for a new Philadelphia?
by EILLIE ANZILOTTI
From Prep to Clean-Up, 8 Hours in the Vetri Kitchen
Fine dining is a little like yoga, or meditation, or floating on your back in the middle of a Jacuzzi: the world gets really small when you do it.
At Vetri, on 1312 Spruce St., it’s a world of glass from Murano, of wooden tables and floors.
by BRETTE WARSHAW
One Person, One Vote, Many Arguments
Pennsylvania's voter identification law has sparked both claims of fairness and accusations of foul play. A campus responds.
by JOE PINSKER
If These Walls Could Talk
A heated back-and-forth between Penn and West Philadelphians leaves the future of an historic building up in the air
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What We'd Tell Ourselves Three Years Ago
Listen up: once upon a time, everyone here at Penn was just as confused as you freshmen are now — we’ve all at one time or another legitimately tried to avoid the Compass or purposefully touched the Ben Franklin statue.
by 34TH STREET
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