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Dispatch: Running Club
6:45 a.m.: Alarm goes off for running club morning practice. Why am I doing this again? Snoozed.
6:56 a.m.: Receive text, “Hey do you still want to go later?” Um, not a chance.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
(Dis)approval Matrix: 10.24.2013
The semester is halfway over and you’ve certainly given us a lot to talk about, kiddies. Let’s take a look back at this semester so far.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Open Letter: To Halloween Enthusiasts
Dear “People–Who–Get–Way–Into–Halloween,”
I admire you. I truly do. With Halloween quickly approaching, I see you getting into your stride.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 10.24.2013
Ah yes, life at Penn goes on, ducklings. Mask and Wig had its show. Highbrow didn’t go. The Adderall popped as midterms loomed.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013
Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
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Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Hopping Frats Boys and Clothing Your Boy's Toy
The guy I am hooking up with says that it’s hard for him to get it up when he’s wearing a condom?
by MISS CASSANDRA
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Taunted, Not Teased
At some point during my freshman year, I found myself alone with a guy I’d just met. He had dark hair and eyes, I think, and his name was a generic one I soon forgot.
by MARLEY COYNE
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013
Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 10.17.2013
Did you have, like, the best Fall Break, like, ever? You just went home? Yeah, I figured from all the snapchats of your dog.
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Highbrow
My Penn Addiction: "Let's Do Lunch"
I really want you to like me, to think of me as a friend. Not like, a good friend, but at least an acquaintance.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Smells that Linger and Eastern Europeans that Don't
My boyfriend and I have been together for a year now and everything has always been great in bed.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Word on the street
Word On The Street: Sisters (Should Be) Doin’ It For Themselves
This was written as a response to a previous Word on the Street, which can be found here.
Yes, America is changing its thoughts on marijuana.
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Highbrow
Tweets Illustrated: 10.3.2013
Do you tweet with abandon? Do you live your life in 140 characters or less? Keep doing what you’re doing, soul sister, ’cause Highbrow’s watching. You might just get your own tweet #illustrated.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 10.3.2013
AXO girl: Can we try and be scene–y for five minutes?
Ginger outside of Pod: Freshman year we had a contest to find our ugliest friend on Facebook.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Roundup: 10.3.2013
Never fear, dear readers, the government may have shut down, but Highbrow is still here churning out gossip and making shit work.
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