Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.
By 34th Street Magazine
When the Sorting Hat is actually the wizarding world equivalent to dirty rush.
Highbrow cracked open our high school yearbooks and gushed over all of the signatures! We almost forgot just how popular we were. Here are the types of people you'll definitely find in yours.
It’s been a long week.
GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
Where sugar content and the amount of times you say "like" is positively correlated.
Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?
The round up
Now that both Homecoming and Halloween are Octover, Highbrow’s here to fill you in on the trick or treats of what happened.
Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
Penn is a microcosm of the real world: It's time we start dressing like it.
Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.
Instead of hitting the books, Penn’s been hitting the scene.
Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
This weekend, children of proud Penn parents turned legacy into legendary when they decided to put generations of Penn partying together.
With colder weather comes cooler fashion—or at least, that's what we thought.
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