Highbrow

Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Penn's Sceniest Administrator

Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.

by DANIEL BULPITT

The Ten Phases of Penn Plague

Which of you bastards did this to me?

by TYLER DANIELS

Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Little Penn Victories

Highbrow can be wholesome too.

by ANGELA LIN

Every Kind of Freshman in the Club You Just Joined

Do less.

by MOHAMMAD SAMROZ

That's Such a Fucking Lie

We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory

by NICK CASTORIA

Overheards: 10.4.17

True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument." 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Highbrow Throwback: Hoodie Allen

There ain't nothing like a (U)Penn girl. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Deconstructing the Pregame

This isn't healthy. 

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 09.27.17

30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

How to Hide the Fact that You're a Freshman

By freshmen, for freshmen. 

by ANGELA LIN

The Four People You See in Allegro



by LUCIA KIM

Overheards 9.13.17

Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."

by 34TH STREET MAGAINE

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