Better than coffee runs and Bank of America.
By Katherine Hartman
10:37p.m.: First kegstand of my life. “Yeah, I haven’t done one since high school actually.”
By 34th Street
The round up
Gossip has never smelled so good.
Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
Highbrow's Guide to Social Climbing: Tips for the Superficially Inclined.
It’s not easy to get to the top, but Highbrow has the inside scoop on how to fake it until you make it.
New year, new Highbrow—watch out baby Quakes, we are no longer on social probation. Your vacation tans will fade as quickly as your New Years resolutions, and Highbrow will be here to document all of your debauchery.
Tweet of the week
Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James @XandriaJames "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn
Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"
Don’t just dress to impress; dress to dazzle! It’s my party, so let me tell you what to wear. Obviously, I need to be the hottest, but you can be lukewarm!
As you know, this Saturday is my Super Sweet 16.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Saperstein,
We are writing to you as friends, neighbors and upset parents.
Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! @pency23: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.
Word on the street
“A system cannot fail those who it was never meant to protect.” -W. E. B. DuBois
Thanksgiving is the ultimate culmination of fall. It comes just after the official beginning of winter and it rings in the holiday season.
There are benefits to ditching the scene and finding fulfilling activities outside the realm of bouncers and bartenders.
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