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11 People You Can't Trust
People who do these things are not your friends.
by ABIGAIL LOWENTHAL
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Overheards 09.24.15
Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.
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Overheards 09.17.15
Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.
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Overheards 09.10.15
AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!
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Round Up 09.10.15
We hope you celebrated Labor Day by putting your liver to work. Highbrow is sad to say that summer has come to an end, but have no fear baby Quakers, things are just starting to heat up in the Round Up.
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THE ROUND UP 09.03.15
Listen up, fresh meat—there are few things more important at Penn than the Round Up. Throughout the year, we will be providing you with Penn’s most scandalous gossip. Take off your offensive Dior sunglasses because Highbrow is about to throw some serious
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Overheards 09.03.15
Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.
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Overheards 04.23.15
Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.
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The Round Up 04.23.15
Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.
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The Meh List: Post–Fling/Pre–Finals Edition
Not good, not bad. Just meh.
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The Round Up 04.16.15
Begin your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, but with Highbrow on the prowl, you better watch your back.
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Potential Significant Other or Potential Job: A Quiz
Are these thoughts about a romantic or professional opportunity? You decide.
by MANOLA GONZALEZ
Highbrow
Overheards 04.16.15
Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I've ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.
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Off–Campus Name Game
Highbrow officially proclaims going off-campus is trendy. To have a successful transition, it's all about re-branding. Highbrow put our Wharton classes into good use and created some new off-campus names for a few frats and sororities.
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The Round Up 04.09.15
College tours are in full force, so good luck walking to class without hitting an Asian tourist taking a photo of the Love Statue with a selfie stick.
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Overheards 04.09.15
Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
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The Round Up 04.02.15
No matter what holiday you’re celebrating this weekend, just remember—Highbrow is like God, you can’t see us, but we’re always watching.
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