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Highbrow

Hit It or Quit It 2-21-2017

Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.

by ALIX STEERMAN

Love in the Age of Read Receipts

Spoiler alert: If he's playing mind games with you, he ain't your Romeo.

by CAROLINE HARRIS

Highbrow Can’t Even

Highbrow knows how many things throughout your day piss you off, and we’re here to share in your grievances this week.

by NICK CASTORIA

Overheards 02.16.17

An OCRsexual girl: His LinkedIn is turning me on.

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Hit It or Quit It 2/15

Sometimes you're in, but most of the time, you're out.

by ALIX STEERMAN

You're not that busy, you're just self–important

Penn loves the aesthetic of busyness. Being over–stressed and underslept seems like the only acceptable way to be.

by CAROLINE HARRIS

UP Index 02.07.17

We're down a whopping 5,500 this week.

by NICK CASTORIA

Overheards

The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?

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Hit It or Quit It

Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.

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Overheards 02.02.17

Scene veteran: I miss the days when kids just did blow.

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Hit It or Quit It

Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.

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Types of People Highbrow Wants to Stop Seeing at Pottruck

Leave.

by CAROLINE HARRIS

Walking Down Locust: Your Inner Thought Process

It's a jungle out there.

by CAROLINE HARRIS

Round Up 01.26.17

After spending too much time pretending like Penn actually has a syllabus week (or two), it’s time to start acting like the well–brought–up, sophisticated geniuses that we all think we are. 

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Hit It or Quit It

Sometimes you're in, but most of the time you're out.

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Penn's Strange Addiction: LinkedIn

When did LinkedIn become the new Facebook?

by CAROLINE HARRIS

Overheards 01.19.17

Stunned srat star: Every time he takes a shot he literally grows six penises.

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Hit It or Quit It

One day you're in, and the next day you're out.

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Overheards 12.01.16

Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

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Highbrow's Guide to Hogwarts Houses

When the Sorting Hat is actually the wizarding world equivalent to dirty rush.

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