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Texts from Spring Break 2016

Submit your most ridiculous texts here.

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What Type of Person You Are Based on Where You Camp Out During Midterms

Van Pelt Basement – You’re a Rosenparty regular. You like to SABS and procrastinate by saying hi to all of your acquaintances and whispering shouting at a table.

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Overheards 02.25.16

Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.

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Round Up 02.25.16

Highbrow hopes your week has gone swimmingly.

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Ten Penn Rejections You Face All the Time

In order from slightly annoying to absolutely heartbreaking, here are the ten Penn rejections you face all the time.

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THE ROUND UP 02.18.16

It’s hard to imagine anything more humiliating than rubbing your genitals up on some random, red-faced freshman girl in front of her whole sorority, but ending up in the Round Up comes pretty close.

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Overheards 02.18.16

Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken. 

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Valentine's Day: Your Couple Plans Decoded

A breakdown of students' Valentine's Day plans, one quasi–relationship at a time.

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OVERHEARDS 02.11.16

Frat $tar (who doesn't know what Ash Wednesday is): I keep seeing all these girls with black Ts on their head, is that a Tabard thing? 

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LOVE AND SEX OVERHEARDS 02.11.16

Guy in the McNeil stairwell: Girls get wet when they see my rice cooker.

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THE ROUND UP 02.11.16

Roses are red, violets are blue. Just be thankful in the Round Up, we never say who.

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THE ROUND UP 02.04.16

Tis the sneeze–in for snotty noses and even (s)naughtier situations. If you think your sore throat is bad, at least be thankful that you're not being featured in the Round Up this week.

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10 First Semester Friends You're Trying to Get Rid of

You're all fucking dropped.

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OVERHEARDS 02.04.16

Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced.  Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?

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THE ROUND UP 01.28.16

Winter Storm Jonas wasn’t the only thing that did damage this weekend. From your bid party to your snarty (for the uninformed: that’s a snow darty) to your 3am McFlurry, we caught drift of your snowy escapades.

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