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Lowbrow
8 Early February Outfits That Say “Seasonal Affective Disorder is Real”
Just because we’re all sad and cold doesn’t mean we can’t be fashionable!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Beyonce Announces She Is Pregnant with Twins, World’s Humanity Saved
Doomsday clock moves farther from midnight
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
How to Make a Fun Sign for Your Little Out of the One You Made for the Women’s March
Your commitment to activism really shows.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
For First Time in School’s History Wharton Students Embarrassed to Say They Go to Wharton
It's unpresidented
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Unconfirmed Reports Say Search of White House Revealed Booby Trap Set for Trump by Biden
Oh Joe, what will we do with you?
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Trump Hotel Planned to Replace Van Pelt Library in 2018
Every room will be equipped with KGB hidden cameras and full wiretapping technology; there are also plans to replace the statue of Benjamin Franklin with a gold–plated one of President Trump.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
If Donald Trump Were on QuakerNet
Here at Penn, we're really proud of our alumni network.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Penn Officials Thank Sweetgreen at Re-Opening for "Campus Contributions"
What doesn't kale you makes you stronger.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Amazing! This Woman Has Been to The Gym Twice This Semester and She’s Only Been Harassed Twice
Society has come a long way.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Student Awarded Nobel Peace Prize after Spending Month with her Family without Murdering Anyone
Malala has nothing on her.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Wharton Junior Discovers He Has Become a Dementor
Life goals and plans do not require alteration.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
How Getting a Nose Job Allowed Me to Finally Recognize My Worth as a (sort of) Human Being
By Lord Voldemort.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
It’s 2016, So Who’s YOUR Version of He Who Shall Not Be Named?
A TigerBeat Quiz!
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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