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Lowbrow
8 Early February Outfits That Say “Seasonal Affective Disorder is Real”
Just because we’re all sad and cold doesn’t mean we can’t be fashionable!
February 1, 2017 at 11:44 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Beyonce Announces She Is Pregnant with Twins, World’s Humanity Saved
Doomsday clock moves farther from midnight
February 1, 2017 at 10:49 pm
by
ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
Is It Spring Yet?
More importantly, has Fling started yet?
January 30, 2017 at 1:59 am
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ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
How to Make a Fun Sign for Your Little Out of the One You Made for the Women’s March
Your commitment to activism really shows.
January 30, 2017 at 1:53 am
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Overheards 01.26.17
Carnivore: The Sweetgreen reopening was like Black Friday for basic girls.
January 25, 2017 at 11:09 pm
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Lowbrow
For First Time in School’s History Wharton Students Embarrassed to Say They Go to Wharton
It's unpresidented
January 24, 2017 at 11:50 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Unconfirmed Reports Say Search of White House Revealed Booby Trap Set for Trump by Biden
Oh Joe, what will we do with you?
January 24, 2017 at 11:19 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Trump Hotel Planned to Replace Van Pelt Library in 2018
Every room will be equipped with KGB hidden cameras and full wiretapping technology; there are also plans to replace the statue of Benjamin Franklin with a gold–plated one of President Trump.
January 22, 2017 at 11:44 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
If Donald Trump Were on QuakerNet
Here at Penn, we're really proud of our alumni network.
January 22, 2017 at 11:38 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Penn Officials Thank Sweetgreen at Re-Opening for "Campus Contributions"
What doesn't kale you makes you stronger.
January 19, 2017 at 1:36 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Resume Buzzwords
B.S. doesn't just stand for Bachelor of Science.
January 17, 2017 at 11:38 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Amazing! This Woman Has Been to The Gym Twice This Semester and She’s Only Been Harassed Twice
Society has come a long way.
January 17, 2017 at 11:20 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Student Awarded Nobel Peace Prize after Spending Month with her Family without Murdering Anyone
Malala has nothing on her.
January 16, 2017 at 12:43 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Lowbrow's Winter Fashion Guide
The season's *coolest* looks
January 16, 2017 at 12:43 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Features
Shoutouts Fall 2016
To everyone: here they are.
December 1, 2016 at 5:36 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Wharton Junior Discovers He Has Become a Dementor
Life goals and plans do not require alteration.
December 1, 2016 at 4:43 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 12.01.16
Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.
December 1, 2016 at 4:36 am
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
How Getting a Nose Job Allowed Me to Finally Recognize My Worth as a (sort of) Human Being
By Lord Voldemort.
December 1, 2016 at 4:33 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
It’s 2016, So Who’s YOUR Version of He Who Shall Not Be Named?
A TigerBeat Quiz!
December 1, 2016 at 3:56 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Worst of Shoutouts Fall 2016
You should all be ashamed.
November 30, 2016 at 3:00 am
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