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Overheards 11.13.2019

Very Literal Sociology Prof.: "The fact is that we live in a society."

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Overheards 11.06.2019

Optimistic e–girl: "We're not taking a break. we're vibechecking our relationship."

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Overheards 10.30.2019

The Pride of Penn Vet: "I wish I was a horse so I could take ketamine without being judged."

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Overheards 10.23.2019

Older girl talking to younger girl at Saxbys: “When it comes to dating at Penn, my advice is to just give up.”

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Overheards 10.16.2019

Has bangs: "I’m not afraid of anything, because now I’ve got bangs."

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Overheards 10.9.2019

Black Eyed Peas Stan: "My wedding song is going to be 'Boom Boom Pow'.” 

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Overheards 10.2.2019

SWUG, to a freshman (who didn't ask): “If you’re not concerned about doing well, college is very easy.”

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Overheards 09.24.2019

Career Player: “I’m premium on all of my dating apps—including LinkedIn”

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Overheards 09.04.2019

Married to Math 104: “I want to hook up with this guy, but I have to go to math class.”

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Overheards 08.28.2019

Heading south on Walnut: “Wait, all these streets are named after trees!”

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Overheards 05.01.2019

NJB: "Is giving head Kosher for Passover?"

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Overheards 4.03.2019

The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”

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Overheards 3.20.2019

SWUG: “Maybe this [Sex and Human Nature] class will teach me how to get laid.”

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Overheards 03.13.2019

Bore Hole Enthusiast: “So, do you think Elon Musk is kinky in bed?”

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Overheards 2.27.2019

Tidying Enthusiast: “I should Marie Kondo my friends with benefits.”

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Overheards 2.20.2019

Most Relatable Person at Penn: “It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m single, and I’m drunk. Sex is all that matters.”

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Overheards 02.13.2019

Boxed Brownie Elitist: “I would like a dealer that makes brownies that are Ghirardelli instead of Betty Crocker.”

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Overheards 02.06.2019

Conscientious Shiksa:  “Do you think they make kosher birth control pills?”

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Overheards 1.30.2019

Dude shouting into Apple Watch on 38th and Spruce: “I AM BUSIER THAN YOU!”

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Overheards 1.23.2019

Heartbroken Cowgirl: 'Both of my past boyfriends cheated on me at rodeos.'

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