Humor

Unconfirmed Reports Say Search of White House Revealed Booby Trap Set for Trump by Biden

Oh Joe, what will we do with you?

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Trump Hotel Planned to Replace Van Pelt Library in 2018

Every room will be equipped with KGB hidden cameras and full wiretapping technology; there are also plans to replace the statue of Benjamin Franklin with a gold–plated one of President Trump.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

If Donald Trump Were on QuakerNet

Here at Penn, we're really proud of our alumni network. 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Penn Officials Thank Sweetgreen at Re-Opening for "Campus Contributions"

What doesn't kale you makes you stronger.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Resume Buzzwords

B.S. doesn't just stand for Bachelor of Science.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Amazing! This Woman Has Been to The Gym Twice This Semester and She’s Only Been Harassed Twice

Society has come a long way.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Student Awarded Nobel Peace Prize after Spending Month with her Family without Murdering Anyone

Malala has nothing on her.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Lowbrow's Winter Fashion Guide

The season's *coolest* looks

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Shoutouts Fall 2016

To everyone: here they are.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Wharton Junior Discovers He Has Become a Dementor

Life goals and plans do not require alteration.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Overheards 12.01.16

Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

How Getting a Nose Job Allowed Me to Finally Recognize My Worth as a (sort of) Human Being

By Lord Voldemort.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

It’s 2016, So Who’s YOUR Version of He Who Shall Not Be Named?

A TigerBeat Quiz!

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Worst of Shoutouts Fall 2016

You should all be ashamed. 

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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

by 34TH STREET MAGAINE

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