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Overheards 10.17.2018
Brand Conscious Fashionista: 'I went to a Tabard rush event and they were all lookin' at my bag trying to figure out the brand....it was American Eagle.'
October 17, 2018 at 8:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards 10.10.2018
Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass.
October 10, 2018 at 8:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
If BYOs Were People
"Thinks doggy–style is kinky" reacts only.
October 3, 2018 at 8:00 am
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ABBY GOLDSTEIN
Humor
Overheards 10.03.2018
Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me?
October 3, 2018 at 8:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
The Weirdest Penn Branded Items in the Bookstore
Look past the sweatshirts and baseball caps to find the real hidden gems.
October 3, 2018 at 8:00 am
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ELIANA DOFT
Campus life
Your Game Plan for Surviving Penn
These sports plays will teach you how to turn every decision a touchdown.
October 1, 2018 at 8:00 am
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SAMI CANAAN
Humor
Overheards 09.27.2018
PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan?
September 27, 2018 at 8:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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Name that College Meme Group
See how the Official Unofficial Penn Squirrel Catching Club compares to its peers.
September 20, 2018 at 8:00 am
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SAMI CANAAN
Campus life
Overheards 09.18.2018
Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk.
September 18, 2018 at 5:02 pm
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
A Guide to Late Night Eats
You up? These Penn eateries are.
September 12, 2018 at 9:00 am
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ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards 09.12.2018
Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs….
September 12, 2018 at 8:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Back to School Bingo
Not enough for you to do during syllabus week? See how long it takes for you to get Bingo.
September 5, 2018 at 8:00 am
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ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards 9.05.19
Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.
September 5, 2018 at 8:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Best of Penn on Yelp
Yes, someone reviewed VP on Yelp.
August 29, 2018 at 8:00 am
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SAMI CANAAN
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Build Your Own Pregame
Need some Made in America pregame inspo? We've got you covered.
August 29, 2018 at 8:00 am
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ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards 4.25.2018
Honest Stoner: “I’ll be honest with you, I come to your class high a lot.”
April 24, 2018 at 9:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Build Your Own Formal Date
Forget the Google Form. Street's got you covered.
April 18, 2018 at 9:00 am
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ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheard at Fling
SWUG: 'Life is just a long Uber ride from the womb to the grave.'
April 18, 2018 at 9:00 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
What Do Comm Students Eat in Lecture?
Bringing Lyn's to lecture will never not be a power move.
April 14, 2018 at 9:00 am
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ELIANA DOFT
Humor
The Fling Drinking Games You Never Knew You Needed
There's no better way to pregame for Cupcakke.
April 11, 2018 at 9:00 am
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DANIEL BULPITT
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