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My Strange Addiction: Constantly Applying To Jobs On Handshake

You can't beat the rush.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020

Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.

by CAMI POTTER

The Streets of Penn: Personified

Ugh, why won't Locust just shut up?

by LILY ZIRLIN

Totally Impossible Penn Riddles

Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?

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Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally

According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway? 

by CAMI POTTER

The Four People You See in Allegro



by LUCIA KIM

Overheards 9.13.17

Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."

by 34TH STREET MAGAINE

Highbrow's Guide to Alternative Dirty Rushing

Like regular rushing, just dirtier. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Highbrow's Early Fall Style Guide

Let the pumpkin spice begin.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 9.6.17

Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."

by 34TH STREET MAGAINE

Why We SABS

You’ve seen them. You’ve probably even been one of them. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS and ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

To Catch A Biden

Street knows you’ve been trying to spot him around campus. Street knows you’ve been (mostly) unsuccessful.

by ANGELA LIN

Things Penn Could've Spent $80 Million on Instead of Hill

Now that NSO is over and we're all bored in class with syllabus week, we should take a look at one dorm 505 Penn students call home: Hill.

by DANIEL BULPITT and DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Highbrow Career Services: Resumé Workshop

THE ART OF THE RESUME Reading between the lines takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to resumes.

by ANGELA LIN, LUCIA KIM, and LUCIA KIM

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