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VP's Moelis Reading Room by the Numbers

Scientific stats on your favorite study spot.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Street's Approval Matrix of Penn

See what made the cut.

by DANIEL BULPITT and ELIANA DOFT

Overheards 1.31.2018

Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."

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Overheards 1.24.2018

GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."

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Overheards 1.17.18

Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”

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Choose Your Own 10 AM Locust Adventure



by DANIEL BULPITT and ELIANA DOFT

Winners and Losers of 2017

Event Observers, halal trucks, and the ozone layer—who took an L and who came out on top?

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

How to Kick Ass at Smokes' Quizzo

Take some inspiration from Sun Tzu's Art of War.

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Overheards: 11.29.2017

Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”

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Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump

Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year? 

by LUCIA KIM

Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement

And it counted for a Sector Requirement!

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Winter's Here, Bitch

Highbrow's guide to hibernation.

by ANGELA LIN

A Drinking Game for Your Housing Search

Prepare to slap the bag.

by LUCIA KIM

Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded

Just tell us how many STDs you have.

by NOA BAKER and SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

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Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way

What a coincidence!

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Highbrow Can't Even: Slow Walkers

Please, cut the bullshit.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility

What mental health problems? 

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

If Your Job Interview was a Gameshow

"What is OCR?" 

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Overheards 11.8.17

Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

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