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Overheards 09.27.17

30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Senior with Goldman Sachs Offer and "Problem Solving Skills" Gets Really, Really Lost in the Quad

"Which one is Fitler?" said the fully grown adult

by DANO MAJOR

Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

How to Hide the Fact that You're a Freshman

By freshmen, for freshmen. 

by ANGELA LIN

My Strange Addiction: Constantly Applying To Jobs On Handshake

You can't beat the rush.

by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN

Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020

Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.

by CAMI POTTER

The Streets of Penn: Personified

Ugh, why won't Locust just shut up?

by LILY ZIRLIN

Totally Impossible Penn Riddles

Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?

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Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally

According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway? 

by CAMI POTTER

The Four People You See in Allegro



by LUCIA KIM

Overheards 9.13.17

Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."

by 34TH STREET MAGAINE

Highbrow's Guide to Alternative Dirty Rushing

Like regular rushing, just dirtier. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

Highbrow's Early Fall Style Guide

Let the pumpkin spice begin.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 9.6.17

Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."

by 34TH STREET MAGAINE

Why We SABS

You’ve seen them. You’ve probably even been one of them. 

by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS and ANNABELLE WILLIAMS

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