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Decoded: Are They Networking or Going to a Date Night?
I–banking or Bankers?
by DANIEL BULPITT
Highbrow
Overheards: 11.1.17
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
by CAMI POTTER
Lowbrow
A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Penn's Sceniest Administrator
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
by DANIEL BULPITT
Highbrow
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Handshake Renamed OneArmedHug to Foster More Accurate OCR Experience
Putting the "cute" in "recruiting"
by CAMI POTTER
Lowbrow
BREAKING: Student “Activist” Selects Frame for Profile Picture That Will Solve Everything
Brb, saving the planet.
by LILY ZIRLIN
Highbrow
That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
by NICK CASTORIA
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