Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
To City Step: How can y’all be so ratchet and still be allowed to work with small children?
To all of SAE: So how many of you have hooked up with each other?
To the homeless man outside CVS: I’m not going to spare some change for you if you keep calling me big guy.... I’m a girl.
To the cruel, cruel lady who makes salads at Houston: You’re the meanest lady in the world.
You may have noticed the slew of senior society chalking cropping up around around campus (how else can they remind you they exist?). Lowbrow has the 411 on which gaggle of campus elites is responsible for marking up West Philly.