Lizard people unite! the dark forces arise in us!
By 34th Street Magazine
Getting into Penn is easy compared to getting into Shoutouts.
This time with 30% more Theos jokes!
There’s no better time for experimenting
Make sure you budget for the fake cocaine you’ll accidentally buy!
Chance the Rhymer? DJ Blow? All these Fling artists can be confusing, but we’ve got your back!
Because sometimes puns and pop culture references get old.
So good, they even made it onto Betches Love This in 2011.
Listen up, baby Quakes, this information is almost as important as the best friends you make during Penn Preview Days.
It's all hap-PENN-ing.
A prelude to the best—and most sinful—four years of their lives.
If you attend Penn, this won’t be the first time you’ll need to complete 12 steps.
And you thought the happiest place on earth didn’t have OCR.
He was more than just your average anti-semite.
Singing is always the answer. Always.
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