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Advanced Registration is happening. Lowbrow got the inside scoop on the newest science courses being offered in the fall.
Science has been happening since 1876 and there are so many important moments. We bring you the best things that totally actually happened.
Experimenting can be exciting, but it can also burn off your hair, your left thigh or alienate your entire family.
How the fuck did we get here? Lowbrow Investigates.
Celebrate St. Paddy's day with more than just dyed-green beer. Lowbrow reminds you to be an equal opportunity green food-coloring user.
Kermit was right, it's not fucking easy being green.
Lowbrow sat down with Angus Boyd, College '17, in hopes of learning about Irish Culture.
Find out how Irish you are by seeing how many of these apply to you! Answer True or False to each one, and for good measure take a sip of the black stuff each time you answer True.
Blue Kamikaze: Nerd, who even knows how to make a blue kamikaze?! You definitely Googled that.
There is no beach in Philly, but ATO has a volleyball court. Slowly start to steal sand. Because campus will be deserted no one will notice how much sand you take.
Mom: "Are you still seeing that nice boy that you were seeing when you came home for Christmas?
1) The Ghost of Christmas Present
2) Sammy Davis Junior
3) Walter White
4) Everyone who has very been to a Kmart
5) Black Jeus
6) White Jeus
7) Actual Jesus who probably looked Palestinian
8) Adam Sandler in exactly 14 years and 8 days
9) The girl who is always like "OMG LITERALLY DYING"
10) That random man you killed because of your unquenchable blood lust
Dress the part: Some people will tell you to always dress in black, but you want to peacock! How about a cape?
Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.
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