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Fraternity Under Fire for Sending out Valentine’s Day–Themed Party Invitation to Freshmen Women

Will U Be Mine? Love, the Patriarchy.

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Students Create Safe Space for Valentine’s Day

Bad vibes only

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

8 Romantic Valentine’s Day Items You Can Get Delivered to Your Senator

You can’t ignore me forever, Sen. McConnell!

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

How to Find a Soulmate at Penn

That LOVE statue is there for a reason, right?

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

15 Things that Probably Happen in Perry World House

One of life's bigger mysteries

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Biden Fit to Teach Global Policy at Penn due to Tabard Connections

A Message to the Penn Community Regarding Vice President Joe Biden

by KATIE MARSHALL

New Student Group Forms for 1%

It's called "Penn."

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

8 Early February Outfits That Say “Seasonal Affective Disorder is Real”

Just because we’re all sad and cold doesn’t mean we can’t be fashionable!

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

Beyonce Announces She Is Pregnant with Twins, World’s Humanity Saved

Doomsday clock moves farther from midnight

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

Is It Spring Yet?

More importantly, has Fling started yet?

by ANDREA BEGLEITER

How to Make a Fun Sign for Your Little Out of the One You Made for the Women’s March

Your commitment to activism really shows.

by CLAIRE SCHMIDT

For First Time in School’s History Wharton Students Embarrassed to Say They Go to Wharton

It's unpresidented

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Unconfirmed Reports Say Search of White House Revealed Booby Trap Set for Trump by Biden

Oh Joe, what will we do with you?

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Trump Hotel Planned to Replace Van Pelt Library in 2018

Every room will be equipped with KGB hidden cameras and full wiretapping technology; there are also plans to replace the statue of Benjamin Franklin with a gold–plated one of President Trump.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

If Donald Trump Were on QuakerNet

Here at Penn, we're really proud of our alumni network. 

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

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