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Trump Hotel Planned to Replace Van Pelt Library in 2018

Every room will be equipped with KGB hidden cameras and full wiretapping technology; there are also plans to replace the statue of Benjamin Franklin with a gold–plated one of President Trump.

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If Donald Trump Were on QuakerNet

Here at Penn, we're really proud of our alumni network. 

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Penn Officials Thank Sweetgreen at Re-Opening for "Campus Contributions"

What doesn't kale you makes you stronger.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Resume Buzzwords

B.S. doesn't just stand for Bachelor of Science.

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Amazing! This Woman Has Been to The Gym Twice This Semester and She’s Only Been Harassed Twice

Society has come a long way.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Student Awarded Nobel Peace Prize after Spending Month with her Family without Murdering Anyone

Malala has nothing on her.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Lowbrow's Winter Fashion Guide

The season's *coolest* looks

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Wharton Junior Discovers He Has Become a Dementor

Life goals and plans do not require alteration.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

How Getting a Nose Job Allowed Me to Finally Recognize My Worth as a (sort of) Human Being

By Lord Voldemort.

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It’s 2016, So Who’s YOUR Version of He Who Shall Not Be Named?

A TigerBeat Quiz!

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Worst of Shoutouts Fall 2016

You should all be ashamed. 

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Frat Hires A Cappella Group for a Downtown

You can’t pay the cover if you ain’t got har–money.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Joining a Sorority Helped Me Find My Sisters

I literally found my estranged sisters through rushing.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

With no other events to look forward to, students begin celebrating Spring Fling

It's never too early.

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How to SABS

“SABS” = See and Be Seen. But if you had to ask, do you even go here?

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

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