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Eight Things to Do with That ECON001 Textbook

If read it was an option we wouldn't need this list.

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Guide to a Goyim's first month at Penn

You’ll be fluent in Woody Allen references by the end of the semester!

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Die–kus: Haikus For Your NSO Blackout from Start to Finish

Poetic justice for your NSO sins.

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Dispatch from your First Day at Penn

Life before the Toga Party.

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Penn's Dining Halls, Explained

Who knew food poisoning could be so expensive!

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Entourage: An Analysis of Every Archetype In Your Freshman NSO Clique

Penn: Where stereotypes are mandatory.

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What to Do When You Hate Your Internship

It’s not sabotaging your future when you already hate your internship.

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WORST OF SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2016

Lizard people unite! the dark forces arise in us!

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SHOUTOUTS BY THE NUMBERS: SPRING 2016

Getting into Penn is easy compared to getting into Shoutouts.

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SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2016

This time with 30% more Theos jokes!

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Seven Ways to Ensure This Is Your Best Fling Yet

There’s no better time for experimenting

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Your Fling Budget

Make sure you budget for the fake cocaine you’ll accidentally buy!

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How to Act Like You Know Everything about the Fling Performers

Chance the Rhymer? DJ Blow? All these Fling artists can be confusing, but we’ve got your back!

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If Fling Tanks Were Honest

Because sometimes puns and pop culture references get old.

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Submit Shoutouts

So good, they even made it onto Betches Love This in 2011.

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