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Overheards 11.12.15

Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.

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Overheards 10.22.15

Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.

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Overheards 10.15.15

Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.

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Overheards 10.01.15

Girl in choker at the Writer's House: The overarching structure of fiction is phallic.

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Overheards 09.24.15

Misunderstood bellydancer: I took pre–workout supplements with vodka one time and I ended up home, naked and hugging a pole.

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Overheards 09.17.15

Huntsman senior: I would never have sleepovers with my hookups—my breath smells like a diaper in the morning, and I get really self conscious about it.

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Overheards 09.10.15

AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!

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Overheards 09.03.15

Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.

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Overheards 04.23.15

Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.

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Overheards 04.09.15

Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.

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Overheards 04.02.15

Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.

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Overheards 03.26.15

Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.

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Overheards 03.19.15

Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.

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Underheards

Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.

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Overheards 02.19.15

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.

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