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Overheards 03.19.15

Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.

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Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.

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Overheards 02.19.15

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.

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Overheards 02.12.2015

SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.

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Overheards 02.05.2015

Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.” 

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Overheards 1.29.2015

Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!

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Overheards 1.22.2015



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Overheards 11.20.2014

Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.

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Overheards 11.13.2014

Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow. Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener. Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo. Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.

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Overheards 10.30.2014

Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.

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Overheards: 10.23.14

Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?

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Overheards 10.16.2014

Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.

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Overheards 10.02.2014

Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”

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Overheards: 09.25.2014

Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?

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Overheards: 09.18.2014

OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?

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