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Overheards 09.10.15

AKPsi member at a frat pregame:Cheers to Excel!

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Overheards 09.03.15

Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.

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Overheards 04.23.15

Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.

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Overheards 04.09.15

Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.

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Overheards 04.02.15

Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.

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Overheards 03.26.15

Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.

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Overheards 03.19.15

Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.

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Underheards

Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.

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Overheards 02.19.15

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.

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Overheards 02.12.2015

SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.

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Overheards 02.05.2015

Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.” 

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Overheards 1.29.2015

Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!

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Overheards 1.22.2015



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Overheards 11.20.2014

Sophomore boy: Between going to class and working out I don’t really have time for anything else.

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Overheards 11.13.2014

Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow. Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener. Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo. Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.

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