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Overheards 10.30.2014

Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.

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Overheards: 10.23.14

Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?

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Overheards 10.16.2014

Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.

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Overheards 10.02.2014

Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”

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Overheards: 09.25.2014

Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?

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Overheards: 09.18.2014

OCR Virgin: Should I bold my ACT score on my resume?

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Overheards: 09.11.2014

Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas. Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?

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Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014

Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.

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Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013

Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.

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Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013

Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013

Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.12.2013

Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.

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Overheard at Penn: 4.18.13

Girl: Why do you have a Penn credit card? Boy: Cause I’m a FLOSSY BITCH!

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Overheard at Penn: 4.11.13

Girl at Starbucks: I don’t even like Fling. It’s like everyone thinks they can be drunk.

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