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The Round Up

Round Up 09.17.15

Jew year, Jew you!

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Round Up 09.10.15

We hope you celebrated Labor Day by putting your liver to work. Highbrow is sad to say that summer has come to an end, but have no fear baby Quakers, things are just starting to heat up in the Round Up.

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THE ROUND UP 09.03.15

Listen up, fresh meat—there are few things more important at Penn than the Round Up. Throughout the year, we will be providing you with Penn’s most scandalous gossip. Take off your offensive Dior sunglasses because Highbrow is about to throw some serious

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The Round Up 04.23.15

Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.

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The Round Up 04.16.15

Begin your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, but with Highbrow on the prowl, you better watch your back.

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The Round Up 04.09.15

College tours are in full force, so good luck walking to class without hitting an Asian tourist taking a photo of the Love Statue with a selfie stick.

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The Round Up 03.26.15

We hope a cute leprechaun sham–rocked your world this past weekend. Highbrow met a sexy ginger named Pat McCrotch who was after our lucky charms all day.

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The Round Up 03.19.15

Welcome back from SB2K15. Your tan lines will fade as quickly as you blacked out in PV, so flaunt ‘em while you got ‘em.

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Lowbrow Presents: The Groundup

Welcome back bitches. But this isn’t the dog park anymore. This week Highbrow got a little too drunk (also the oxycotin didn’t help). Now Lowbrow’s writing the (G)Round Up. Buckle the fuck down while we lay some gossip on you. #bark We know how you guys like puns, so dogs....umm, dogs.

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The Round Up 02.26.15

My lin is awesome—they know me so well. We’re the beSDT lin around, and everyone can tell! They think I’m aDDDorable, so phresh and so PHIne. I love my lin and I know they’re all mine We love to hang and chat as a group, But when it comes to gossip, Highbrow’s got the real scoop.

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The Round Up 02.19.15

Strap down, gag yourself and cover your eyes, because we present you with 50 Shades of Highbrow.

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The Round Up 02.12.15

Love is truly in the air. And by love, we mean gossip. Watch your back, because Cupid’s not the only one targeting you this weekend.

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The Round Up 02.05.2015

Our weekend was filled with all kinds of bowls—super bowl, wing bowl, and a chipotle burrito bowl.

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The Round Up 1.29.2015

Gossip has never smelled so good.

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The Round Up 11.13.2014

To all who have tried to label Penn as the #1 party school or the most insecure Ivy: bitch, you don’t know my life.

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The Round Up 11.06.2014

Quakers, you never seem to let us down. Here are some of Hallocoming’s highlights.

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The Round Up 10.30.14

It’s Hallo-coming at Penn this weekend, so in the spirit of the holiday, remember: a haunted house may scare you, but being in the Round Up will haunt you forever.

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The Round Up: 10.23.2014

Attention: The R&B sensation, Usher, has graced Penn’s campus this week. He gave Highbrow his blessing to keep sharing West Philly’s juiciest gossip.

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The Round Up: 10.16.14

Welcome back, Baby Quakes. Did you miss us? Fall break doesn’t mean a break from gossip. What happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas? Sorry, seniors.

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The Round Up: 10.02.14

Midterms suck, but don’t worry, little ones, fall break is right around the corner. In the mean time, put down your coffee because Highbrow has the best stimulant on campus—gossip.

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