Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
Let’s be real. It's hard to eat the proper three balanced meals a day, work out consistently and resist late night cravings (even when you are sober). Sleep is precious, so many college students, myself included, prioritize sleep over eating an actual breakfast or working out.
Hair removal—it’s the main thing that separates us humans from animals (I think, but I’m not an anthropologist). Women are most susceptible to the societal pressure to have smooths legs and armpits and absolutely fucking everything else, which usually results in them shaving.