Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
You might think that the word “cauliflower” in the title of this recipe means it’s low–carb, and you’d be forgiven for thinking so: America loves the cauliflower only for its utility as a grain replacement, not for its own tasty, wonderful self.
Let’s be real. It's hard to eat the proper three balanced meals a day, work out consistently and resist late night cravings (even when you are sober). Sleep is precious, so many college students, myself included, prioritize sleep over eating an actual breakfast or working out.