1. Bobbing for apples at Chancellor

2. OZ and APES pin the tail on the pledge

3. Zete latenight undernighter—bring your PJ’s! Popcorn will be served!

4. Owls Downtown at Reading Terminal Market

5. Kappa Sig bounce house (sober)

Disclaimer:  This section is fake.  But we have one truth bomb for you: DAVID GUETTA IS 46 YEARS OLD.  Real talk. May all your flings be black(out).