Disclaimer: This section is a joke. Don't sue us. But if you do, we'll livestream it.
*Live off campus? Take all your showers at Pottruck to save on that water bill.
*In fact, eliminate rent altogether and just live in Huntsman, it’s open 24/7.
*Despite their best efforts, Houston Market is essentially free food—capitalize on their lack of real security.
*Conversely, purchase a variety pack of dot stickers and and adorn your desired snacks with the color of the day.
*Use Coursera and take every Penn class you want online...for free! (Who needs a degree anyway?)
*Instead of just bringing alcohol to your favorite BYO, BYO a home–cooked meal to avoid those overpriced entrees.
*Drop out of college and get a job: cha–ching!
