Disclaimer: This section is fake. As always. 

Things get out of hand at the SDT–APES BYO when someone forgets to bring the White Zinfandel and no one can turn the water into wine.

 

Despite never learning how to swim, Theos senior Josh decides to give it a go on a PV booze cruise over spring break.

 

 

 

 

“I wish I was brave enough to do that,” thinks Grace as she lends a hand to an intrepid crowd surfer at the Mask and Wig Fling concert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Upon receiving his first fake ID, freshman Paul gets into Smokes’ and promptly blacks out before being MERTed from the arms of his [now ex]–girlfriend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Attendance was lacking at last semester’s Owls brunch upon reports that it was going to be raided by NARCs.

 

 

 

 

“Try this, it will change your life,” whispers Elle, handing Brandon a newly packed apple pipe at the Biopond.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Here’s a 20,” Adam says surreptitiously as he slips the bouncer a billfold at G–Lounge in hopes it will make up for his lack of female companions.