1. TV: It's just so hard to schlep from place to place, even if it is a flat screen.
2. Underwear: No, we aren’t talking about dippers, think high–end lingerie. Or just leave it under the bed of that one random guy like you always do ( Ed. note: Too real ).
3. Pots and Pans: Hate doing dishes? Don’t.
4. Cocaine: No, seriously bro. We have been concerned for a while, we just haven’t been able to tell you.
5. Your Diploma: Your Cinema Studies degree did not get you your job at Goldman anyways (we all know it was your dad).
6. Bank Accounts: if you forget your PIN, just open a new one.
7. Houses: Hate dealing with land lords? Just buy a house. Then you can just burn it down when you are done living there.
8. Your Frackit.
