Does your relationship need a little TLC? Or, maybe, are you one of those desperate women searching every nook and cranny of OkCupid and Tinder for a man?
Well, we have the answer to all your relationship (or lack thereof) woes! Science has shown that evolutionarily, men find women with soft, supple palms to be the most fertile for mating, and thus, are disproportionately attracted to women who are blessed with naturally smooth palms.
Fortunately, the experts over at Ole have a fix for those of you genetically doomed with rough, cracked, unsightly palms: Palm Regenerist Renewal Serum ©. The serum has been thoroughly lab tested on howler monkeys, many of which instantly showed improved palm elasticity and a marked decrease in fine lines and the dreaded “palm cellulite” we’ve come to know and hate. And at only $15 a bottle, you can’t afford not to get it.
The best part is, now that your palms are going to be the necessary shape to impress your man (or attract a new one), you can give him an extra little hand–related action in bed, if you know what we mean.*
*Hand jobs. We’re talking about hand jobs
