Mudder’s Milk
“All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol.”—Jayne Cobb
Ingredients:
1 ¾ cups chilled liquid soylent
5 oz. of Smirnoff vodka (anything lower–shelf will make this unbearable, anything higher is a waste of good vodka)
1 cunning hat (optional)
Mix soylent and vodka in a blender ball bottle and head to the gym for an early morning workout. Wear hat if chilly.
