1. Forever 21: A trendy and affordable option for a closet full of crop tops and high waisted shorts.

  2. The Quad Fruit Cart: To reduce lines and add more fruits (and vegetables!) to our college diets full of pizza from Commons, stale sushi and Chipotle.
  3. A decent bagel shop: To replace the not–so–decent Einstein’s.
  4. A Trader Joe’s annex.
  5. Trampoline Room: A throwback to all those days bouncing and attempting flips on friends’ trampoline, and terrific stress relief.
  6. A massage parlor: see above re: stress relief.
  7. Flower shop: Flowers smell nice, look nice and are easier to take care of than fish. Give the college kids and their alleged “hook–up culture” a chance to be romantic.
  8. Frozen Yogurt (RIP sweetflow).
  9. A shoe store: Have you ever realized you’ve never bought shoes on campus?
  10. In–N–Out Burger: Hey, we can dream right?