Realist: It’s sad because nobody is gonna tell him his beats suck just cause he’s in Theos.
Academically inclined voyeur: Dude, look at this photo of my professor at a strip club!
Guy who probably ships Cersei and Jamie: I know my dad hooked up with your aunt, but I think we could continue the familial relationship.
Creative writing prof: If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a cheese sandwich, stick with the cheese.
Questionable comrade: If you don't make out with your best friends like are you even best friends?
Castle cultural relativist: Oh, but sleeping with your friends is normal in the Netherlands!
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.