Christianity Rocks
Across the country, the United Fellowship of Christian Rock Bands has searched to package together the greatest Christian Rock Band to grace God's earth. For what purpose you might ask? Isn't the life of a simple man all anyone should ask for? Was Jesus thinking, "Hey, screw this carpentry shit, I want to be a rock star!" Although Street doesn't have the answer to that profound question, we can unveil the lineup -- the result of months of research -- of the holiest band that will ever live. Well, next to the stellar lineup of Jesus on vocals, Paul on lead guitar, Mary on bass and Judas (who eventually sabotaged the entire project) on drums. The murder of Jesus left fans' hopes of a reunion permanently ruined, although Paul did embark on a solo tour of his own later in life.