Bump and Grind
(09/18/03 4:00am)
Nicholas Payton gets more ass than Wilt Chamberlain -- on one of his better days. And it's not as though this classically trained trumpet player is keeping it a secret. With songs such as "Velvet Handcuffs," "Tantric" and -- I'm not making this one up -- "Stinkie Twinkie," Nicholas Payton is trying to help you, loyal 34th Street reader, get laid. It's a well-known fact that nothing melts the ladies faster than listening to a cool jazz album on a candle-lit night. And if you're a jazz aficionado, you'll appreciate that Sonic Trance is a quality album.