Overheards 03.13.2019
Scheming Spring Breaker: “My fake didn’t work at the club, but then I remembered we’re legal in the Caribbean so I showed him my passport and pretended I aged backwards.”
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Scheming Spring Breaker: “My fake didn’t work at the club, but then I remembered we’re legal in the Caribbean so I showed him my passport and pretended I aged backwards.”
Networking Opportunist: “LinkedIn is just like Tinder once you’re in banking.”
One Member of the 135th Board: "Do tops exist? I feel like everyone at the DP is a bottom."
Street is looking for your suggestions for Ego of the Week. EOTW recognizes inspiring seniors who are making waves at Penn. In the hopes of being as democratic and representative of campus leaders as possible, we're looking to our readers to submit nominations for who they think would make a good EOTW.
PSA to Jeff Bezos: “There’s something in your pants that makes girls want to fuck you. It’s not your dick, it’s your wallet.”
Essay Contest Winner: Learning to Feel Beautiful
Wharton Undergraduate Finance Club Member: “We can’t just ‘get this bread,’ we’ve gotta bake it.”
English Major, during critique: “I don’t want to be offensive to the story, but I thought a lot about Twilight while I was reading it.”
Got a love story to share? 34th Street Magazine's annual Love Issue will be out February 13, 2019. Submit your story — about platonic love, love of coffee, someone else's love, love on your freshman hall, any kind of love.
Heartbroken Cowgirl: “Both of my past boyfriends cheated on me at rodeos.”
Word on the Street is 34th Street's personal narrative section. We want to elevate Penn student voices to tell their stories—stories that make us laugh, cry, think, and everything in between. Want to see your story in Street this semester? Submit a pitch to this form and contact WOTS editors Mehek Boparai (mehek@sas.upenn.edu) or Hannah Yusuf ( hyusuf@sas.upenn.edu) with any questions.
Welcome! This is the application to join 34th Street Magazine staff for the spring 2019 semester.
2018 is nearly over. And with the new year comes reflection, retrospection, and some top ten lists. This year gave us an onslaught of pop culture, and now Street has endeavored to choose the best of all of it—best albums, best movies, best television shows, and best books from this year, based on staff's picks.
2018 is nearly over. And with the new year comes reflection, retrospection, and some top ten lists. This year gave us an onslaught of pop culture, and now Street has endeavored to choose the best of all of it—best albums, best television shows, best books, and best movies from this year, based on staff's picks.
2018 is nearly over. And with the new year comes reflection, retrospection, and some top ten lists. This year gave us an onslaught of pop culture, and now Street has endeavored to choose the best of all of it—best albums, best television shows, best books, and best movies from this year, based on staff's picks.
2018 is nearly over. And with the new year comes reflection, retrospection, and some top ten lists. This year gave us an onslaught of pop culture, and now Street has endeavored to choose the best of all of it—best albums, best television shows, best books, and best movies from this year, based on staff's picks.
2018 is nearly over. And with the new year comes reflection, retrospection, and some top ten lists. This year gave us an onslaught of pop culture, and now Street has endeavored to choose the best of all of it—best albums, best television shows, best books, and best movies from this year, based on staff's picks.
4th Wave Feminist: I had a dream that a man hit on me. Then I castrated him.
Euphemism Extraordinaire: Someone sucked on my cigar if you know what I mean.
Observant Foodie: Watching sorority girls figure out who they’re taking to date night is like watching an episode of Chopped.
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