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“I didn’t have to speak to anyone for three days.” — female, Wharton senior
Hey there meat lovers!
Black Bear (eds. Note: because why the fuck not?)
You know when you’re half way through that Vice piece about crystal ball reading at the start of class, but promise (in vain) to return to it later? Rather than letting dozens of unread articles and YouTube videos compile in the bottomless pit of your phone’s Safari pages, download Pocket: an app designed to keep track of the cool shit you find but can’t read on the go. No internet connection necessary.
African American Museum in Philadelphia
Even from his grave, Joseph Wharton is looking down on us. It's surprising that he couldn't crack a smile, though. He invented, owned and won the industrialism game. It probably gets lonely at the top.
Street: Are you nervous?
Dress the part: Like Niedermayer always says—perception is reality. The first step in cultivating your social prowess is tricking others into thinking that you already had it. Black is sleek. Black is chic. Black is slimming.
Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
Arthur Waldron takes on a monumental task in his class on modern China: He explores the country’s tumultuous social and political upheavals from the mid-20th century to present day. To Live does the same. The 1994 film begins in the 1940’s, and uses a single family to demonstrate China’s struggle with civil war and its eventual descent into communism. To Live is somewhat of an epic, spanning nearly fifty years of Chinese history. Be warned: this film is heartbreaking. You will cry.
We know most of you meat–lovers wouldn’t be afraid to bite straight into the bear meat “Strausage” crafted by Sonny D’Angelo and your very own Street writers, but for those of you who might be feeling a little a little hesitate to dig right in, we’ve crafted the Strausage Sandwich. Though we recommend pairing with caramelized onions and arugula, the versatile Strausage can go with any ingredients you like.
Whether you're affiliated or not, Music brings you your guiltiest pleasure of all: the frattiest, American–est anthems. Congratulations, biddies
Penn Abroad knows about making a new home in a foreign land. You have your maps and guidebooks. You've plotted out your route to and from the airport and you are pretty sure you know what to expect. WRONG. Culture shock is everywhere. Prepare to not know anyone, anything and pretty much curl up on the floor of a terrible dorm room in a puddle of your tears. 'Cause abroad is hard. Luckily, you have this brochure, so you are on your way to conquering the sleeping dragon that is culture shock.
Leonard Bernard
Science:
Street: Tell me about the most scandalous thing you did over winter break.
New year, new Highbrow—watch out baby Quakes, we are no longer on social probation. Your vacation tans will fade as quickly as your New Year's resolutions and Highbrow will be here to document all of your debauchery. Hold on to your bids, freshmen—this spring is going to be a bumpy ride.
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