34th Street Magazine

Ego of the Week: Kay Lu

(10/16/14 6:00am)

Street: Give us a fun fact about Mortar Board.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/ego-of-the-week-kay-lu

Recovery and Support Resources

(10/02/14 3:39am)

First Step Program: Sponsored by the Alcohol and Other Drug Program Initiatives, the program provides support to students experiencing the negative consequences of alcohol or drug use. First Step offers a non–judgmental and confidential environment for guidance and education on safe alcohol usage. Group sessions are also available.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/resources-for-alcohol-drug-recover-penn

Backpage presents: A Guide to the Rankings

(10/02/14 5:57am)

We're number 1, or something...

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/backpage-a-guide-to-the-rankings

The Round Up: 10.02.14

(10/02/14 9:08am)

Listen up, little ones. Midterms may suck , but fall break is right around the corner. In the mean time, put down your coffee because Highbrow has the best stimulant on campus—gossip.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/the-round-up-10-02-2014

Drink of the Week: Mudder's Milk

(10/02/14 5:04am)

Mudder’s Milk

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/drink-of-the-week-mudders-milk

A Short FAQ about Soylent

(10/02/14 5:05am)

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/soylent-faq

Playlist of the Week: 10/2

(10/02/14 6:09am)

Shwayze has been pretty much everywhere on Penn's campus over the last week, so he might as well be in the playlist, right? He joins a Kevin Rudolf track (remember Kevin Rudolf?) and some new songs from Elijah Blake, Whirr, Tweedy, and The Drums this week. Enjoy!

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/playlist-of-the-week-10-2

Music Video Monday: "Heavy Metal and Reflective"

(09/30/14 7:49pm)

Azealia Banks released her first music video, "Heavy Metal and Reflective," since splitting from her Interscope/Polydor contract this summer. The video begins with our protagonist tied up in a desert. She quickly slips out of her ropes and meets up with a motorocross gang while spitting some serious rap. Azealia makes motorcross apparel a little bit sexier with neon patterns, flame designs and a thong bodysuit. The heavy dose of role–play makes Azealea’s music video that much better.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/09/music-video-monday-heavy-metal-and-reflective

Street's Guide to Getting Your Fall Break Film Fix

(10/02/14 3:23am)

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/fall-break-film-fix

Ego of the Week: Jordan Holmes

(10/02/14 3:29am)

Street: When did you start being the mascot?

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/ego-of-the-week-jordan-holmes

Quidditch for Muggles

(10/02/14 6:00am)

A team has seven players, each with a broom held tightly between their legs:

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/quidditch-for-muggles

#Streeeats: Beef Burger

(10/02/14 5:05am)

A burger for your Soylent cheat day

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/recipe-of-the-week

Highbrow's Oversimplified Guide to Relevance

(10/02/14 11:28am)

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/inout-list-2014

Overheards 10.02.2014

(10/02/14 10:05am)

Zete boy: Yeah, we basically invented downtowns.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/overheards-10-02-2014

Moving on Off: A Guide to Off–Campus Living

(10/02/14 3:22am)

People who have parties on Tuesdays and the people who go to these parties. You are not invited.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/def-not-my-street

Dear College Apartments,

(10/02/14 6:00am)

Dear College Apartments,

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/landloooooooooord-emails

True Life: My Roommate is a Serial Killer

(10/02/14 6:00am)

1. Use “I” statements rather than “you” statements. For example, “It makes me uncomfortable when I find a severed human head in the vegetable crisper,” as opposed to, “You’re a serial killer, can you stop?”

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/10/true-life-my-roommate-is-a-serial-killer

What does your piece say about you?

(09/25/14 1:43pm)

Blunt: You like weed the way it grows — au naturale. You don’t want the chamber of a pipe separating you from your bud(dy). As your fingers work deftly, artfully turning a piece of paper in marijuana–gami, you realize that rolling is in itself relaxing. Therapeutic. So when you bring that burning blunt to your hungry lips, you are already mellowed out and ready to enjoy the high.

https://www.34st.com/article/2014/09/what-does-your-piece-say-about-you