Ego of the Week: Jordan Holmes
Street: When did you start being the mascot?
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Street: When did you start being the mascot?
A team has seven players, each with a broom held tightly between their legs:
A burger for your Soylent cheat day
Zete boy: Yeah, we basically invented downtowns.
People who have parties on Tuesdays and the people who go to these parties. You are not invited.
Dear College Apartments,
1. Use “I” statements rather than “you” statements. For example, “It makes me uncomfortable when I find a severed human head in the vegetable crisper,” as opposed to, “You’re a serial killer, can you stop?”
Blunt: You like weed the way it grows — au naturale. You don’t want the chamber of a pipe separating you from your bud(dy). As your fingers work deftly, artfully turning a piece of paper in marijuana–gami, you realize that rolling is in itself relaxing. Therapeutic. So when you bring that burning blunt to your hungry lips, you are already mellowed out and ready to enjoy the high.
Come on and get high...carefully
It would seem that ivy isn't the only greenery that Penn students are familiar with...Survey n=690
Dear readers: you’re the Rosh Hashanah to my Yom Kippur. The new year brings a new Highbrow, and our gossip will be juicier than your apples and honey. But don’t be a schmuck—unless you want to be in the Round Up.
In honor of our weed feature this week, we here at Music wanted to give you an appropriate soundtrack. Featuring some of this week's new releases (alt-J, Silva, Groundislava) and some other mellow, cloud–surfing jams, this playlist has the power to form a drum circle at the biopond by itself.
Pumpkin Blondies:
PILF: Professor I’d Like to Fuck
Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?
Name: Nolan Burger
Street: Tell us about Penny Loafers. Where do you perform?
Iran:
Schuylkill River Park
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