Just keep sucking
I was eating an entire box of Popsicles in one sitting when I realized: I am obsessed with Popsicles. It was kind of like finding an extra limb or discovering a new punctuation mark. It gave my life some focus.
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I was eating an entire box of Popsicles in one sitting when I realized: I am obsessed with Popsicles. It was kind of like finding an extra limb or discovering a new punctuation mark. It gave my life some focus.
When you miss a 34th Street editor's meeting, one of your co-editors will think it's funny to tell everyone you're writing a column about life, so then you have to write a column about life.
The thing about smoking bans, like the one Mayor John Street will push in this coming legislative session, is that they go over so well with the masses because it's hard for opponents to define their opposing principles without it being all about me.
My life as I know it started with My Girl. That movie was a wake-up call. When I saw Macaulay Culkin get stung by those bees and die, I realized that I, too, might have a fatal allergy to bee stings, and might not even know it until I got stung by a bee and died. Right then and there, I decided to live my life as if I could die at any moment.
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