Campus Life

Women’s basketball captain Alyssa Baron has received more honors than we could possibly name.
September 26, 2013 at 5:15 am

It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.
September 26, 2013 at 5:14 am

Dear Miss Cassandra, I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.
September 25, 2013 at 12:00 pm

On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.
September 24, 2013 at 10:36 am

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September 22, 2013 at 11:40 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8J2YmdoZIw&feature=youtu.be
September 19, 2013 at 3:28 pm

Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating. We hear you blew more than the shofar.
September 19, 2013 at 5:42 am

Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...
September 19, 2013 at 5:42 am

September 19, 2013 at 5:35 am

The Loud Mouth This person is often found shouting obscene and unrelated comments to passersby.
September 19, 2013 at 5:25 am

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.
September 19, 2013 at 5:23 am

Locust is a two–way street
September 19, 2013 at 5:15 am

Alex Rattray is more than just the kid who doesn’t wear shoes—he’s an entrepreneur. A self–taught hacker, he’s created over seven apps, like Emerald Exam and the Musical Toilet.
September 19, 2013 at 5:05 am

Tap photo: mutual friends, mutual interests—swipe right. Tap photo: no friends, no interests—swipe left.
September 19, 2013 at 5:00 am

So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.
September 18, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Twittington twat where muh tweet's at
September 17, 2013 at 10:41 am

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September 14, 2013 at 7:38 pm

If Facebook is where we post pictures that show us at our hottest, Snapchat is where we expose our eight chins and third nipple to our friends for three seconds.
September 12, 2013 at 5:52 am

This past summer, I was just one of a thousand eager Penn students interning in New York. Four trains—and an hour and a half of smelling body odor—later, I commuted to the Brooklyn–based office from my boring Jersey suburb to gain “experience” and seize “opportunity.” I learned the ropes of tri–state area public transportation, hustled through the corporate crowds of Wall Street and hopped across the East River to be among the hipsters of Park Slope.
September 12, 2013 at 5:42 am

L’Shana Tova, bitches! The year is 5774 and you know what that means? It’s time for some resolutions.
September 12, 2013 at 5:34 am