Campus Life

All along the tweet–tower—
October 29, 2013 at 3:02 pm

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October 26, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Sometimes you have absolutely no time to pull a great costume together. Avoid being that guy who wears normal clothes and says “he’s a werewolf without the full moon” and invest in a cheap makeup set from CVS.
October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm

6:45 a.m.: Alarm goes off for running club morning practice. Why am I doing this again? Snoozed. 6:56 a.m.: Receive text, “Hey do you still want to go later?” Um, not a chance.
October 24, 2013 at 5:58 am

Nicole Grabowski is Penn’s very own BVOC (Big Vagina On Campus). When this full–time feminist is not fighting the patriarchy, she’s brushing up on her witchcraft and reading tea leaves.
October 24, 2013 at 5:55 am

The semester is halfway over and you’ve certainly given us a lot to talk about, kiddies. Let’s take a look back at this semester so far.
October 24, 2013 at 5:14 am

Dear “People–Who–Get–Way–Into–Halloween,” I admire you. I truly do. With Halloween quickly approaching, I see you getting into your stride.
October 24, 2013 at 5:08 am

Biopond Nevermind the fact that about 60% of horror movies involve a lake in some way or another—for some reason, Penn decided to play God and create its own little slice of nature.
October 24, 2013 at 5:07 am

Ah yes, life at Penn goes on, ducklings. Mask and Wig had its show. Highbrow didn’t go. The Adderall popped as midterms loomed.
October 24, 2013 at 5:06 am

Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
October 24, 2013 at 5:03 am

1. Miley Cyrus There’s a Miley™ for every taste! Feeling cute and cuddly? Try a pre–nude–latex VMA Dancing Bear Miley™! Thirsty for adventure and a little bit more?
October 24, 2013 at 5:01 am

The guy I am hooking up with says that it’s hard for him to get it up when he’s wearing a condom?
October 23, 2013 at 7:15 pm

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October 22, 2013 at 1:26 pm

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October 20, 2013 at 11:21 am

Your college house defines your freshman year. The things you do, the people you meet—everything can be tied back to your choice of dorm. So, wouldn’t it be fun to take three unsuspecting (okay, they completely knew about it) freshmen, mix them up and have them tell us how another college house lives? This is Life Swap.
October 17, 2013 at 6:00 am

At some point during my freshman year, I found myself alone with a guy I’d just met. He had dark hair and eyes, I think, and his name was a generic one I soon forgot.
October 17, 2013 at 5:56 am

Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.
October 17, 2013 at 5:54 am

Kelly–Ann Corrigan, the self–proclaimed “Platt Rat,” has had as many PennCards as exec positions. Though this pint–sized powerhouse may be a master at ordering fellow thespians, she’s got a long way to go before she conquers “Two Truths and Lie.”
October 17, 2013 at 5:13 am

Did you have, like, the best Fall Break, like, ever? You just went home? Yeah, I figured from all the snapchats of your dog.
October 17, 2013 at 5:09 am

I really want you to like me, to think of me as a friend. Not like, a good friend, but at least an acquaintance.
October 17, 2013 at 5:05 am