To blonde girls: Where are you?! —Disappointed exchange student
To an AXO: I can say no.
To Tyga: The University of Pennsylvania might not be your biggest fan, but somewhere a school called Penn University loves you.
To the beautiful SDT sophomore I met at Shabbat dinner: Shut up.
10:55 am: Two friends and I trek to Copa on an early Sunday morning.
11:02 am: Walk past Copa by mistake because we don’t know what 40th and Spruce looks like during the daytime.
11:07 am: Enter Copa, where the calm morning atmosphere is strange.