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Spooky Campus Spots

The Devil Elevator (Van Pelt) It’s a regular Sunday afternoon. You’ve just woken up, you’re still a little drunk and your backpack is bursting with overdue anxiety.

by MARLEY COYNE

How to Make an Impression this Halloween

Drop the cat ears! Step away from the cultural appropriation! We’re all secretly pining for something a little more elaborate than a leotard with a tail, but no one wants a Mean Girls–esque fashion faux pas to ruin their holiday.

by MADELEINE WATTENBARGER

Hurricane Shopping

Oh my god. Supreme Shop n Bag is freaking NUTS.

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Ego of the Week: Lakshmi Sivaguru

By day, Lakshmi Sivaguru is a champion of women’s rights, a dedicated television–viewer and an admittedly awful cook. By night, Lakshmi Sivaguru is Maria.

by 34TH STREET

Halloween Do's and Dont's

Hey, guys, it's Homecoming Weekend! Who cares?

by 34TH STREET

This Halloween, Don't Dress Up As These Cliches

1. Lingerie + Animal Ears  As tempting as it is to spend your whole night quoting Karen Smith’s iconic phrase, “I’m a mouse, duh,” it’s probably time to upgrade the costume you’ve been wearing since “Mean Girls” came out.

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Helen Cheung & Kelly Cleary: The Women Behind the Emails

If their market share of your inbox isn’t indication enough, Helen and Kelly really care about you. Isn’t it about time you cared back?

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Ego of the Week: Dan Saris

Intimidating other giant football players by day and wimpy underage kids by night, offensive tackle and Blarney doorman/bartender Dan Saris majors in Molecular Biology, kicking ass and taking names.

by 34TH STREET

Dear Ego

Ego answers your most burning questions about what’s acceptable and what’s just wrong in this week’s patronizing advice column.

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Ego of the Week: Steph Kotnik

When she’s not inadvertently posing for Hillel brochures, this Catholic Quaker Girl presides over Mortar Board and educates the next generations of TriDelts and 8th graders.

by 34TH STREET

Ego's Guide to This Weekend: 10.6/10.7

Everyone knows that besides Fling, Parents Weekend is the social pinnacle of the academic year. And, as if hungover breakfasts and invasive questions weren't enough, the LSAT falls this Saturday, too.

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Ego of the Week: Tanvir Gopal

When he's not customizing Coke floats at Capogiro or reminiscing about his stint on Broadway, Tanvir Gopal is choreographing dances for Dhamaka and denying rivalries with Masala. (Sure...)

by 34TH STREET

Free Fallin'

Ego's guide to your first (or fourth) fall at Penn.

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Ego of the Week: Beryl Sanders

Beryl Sanders is SAS Chair for the 2013 Class Board, VP of Programming for Panhel, a member of both SPEC Connaissance and the Honorary Degrees Committee for NEC and former Membership Director of Penn Dems.

by 34TH STREET

What Your Resume Says About You

Groups: Class President-: I friended the entire Penn 2013 Facebook group before NSO.

by 34TH STREET

The Art of SABS

The art of the SABS is simple in origin, yet complex in execution. Release yourself from the constraints of humility — let your Ego soar. You deserve it, you beautiful person.

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Ego of the Week: Sam Pasternack

College senior and funnyman Sam Pasternack, a former "Daily Show" intern, literally walks to the beat of his own drum.

by 34TH STREET

Penn Diagram



by 34TH STREET

Campus Tour Translator

We know what Penn tour guides are saying to prospective students. But what aren’t they saying?

by PATRICK FORD-MATZ

Ask Ego: Your Questions Answered

Check back daily as our editors respond to your questions about Penn and NSO

by 34TH STREET

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