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Pledging can often seem like a nightmarish, life-ruining, tequila-soaked wrecking ball crashing through your perfect little life, but it’s not totally unmanageable. Take some of Ego’s loving advice.
This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
Street: How did you decide to get married?
LP: It just made sense for us.
Rosie Brown is adorkable.When she’s not running the Mexican–American cultural group, MEChA de Penn, this proud political activist can be found chilling outside McDonald's.