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How To: Spot a fake
If you consider Louis Vuitton Murakami handbags, driver's licenses and Elvis, you will find that everything really meaningful in life is necessarily followed by an imitation.
by NICKIE HUANG
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Get With The Picture
Some of us are just naturally endowed with big ones. It's what distinguishes the men from the boys, the haves from the have-nots and the rock stars from the fan clubs.
by 34TH STREET
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Hipster New Year
January, as a month, is decidedly unhip. It's a time to focus on how to make this year better, while constantly being reminded how you fucked up the last one.
by GRANT GINDER
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Get the clap
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue.
Survivor: Prophylactic Island
In the past, CBS' reality hit Survivor has relied on scheming andback-stabbing for ratings, throwing a bunch of type-A tacticians onto a desert island and watching them vote eachother off one by one.
by CLITTIE VON DOUCHE
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More boobs ...and tubes
This article appeared in the December 9th joke issue.
Two couples get to have a swinging week of love with strangers and, in one case, pets.
by 34TH STREET
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BEST TV LINES EVER. Yes. Of all time.
Dan Aykroyd on SNL: "Jane, you ignorant slut. My personality profile is not at issue here, any more than is your inability to achieve orgasm."
-- Grant Ginder
Angela Chase on My So-Called Life: "School is a battlefield for your heart.
by 34TH STREET
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TURN IT OFF AND MASTURBATE INSTEAD -- Worst of '04
The unleashing of I Love the 90's. Remember flannel? Thank you VH1 for catapulting me back into post-traumatic stress syndrome.
by 34TH STREET
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What's your Gay-Q?
1. On Will & Grace, Jack gets cast as a straight man in a commercial. What does Karen say when she finds out?
(a) "You're as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.
by 34TH STREET
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Gay as McGreevey
Sex, drugs, and a shitload of sly sarcasm are back.
NBC's best primetime sitcom has finally released its third season on DVD.
by ALEXIS STEIN
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Soft porn & saunas
Queer as Folk - The Complete Third Season
Critics and viewers alike continue to praise Queer as Folk as a groundbreaking, honest, witty, and sexy series as the third season comes to a close.
by JULIA PARMER
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Watch this or Die
Our definitive guide to all things hot and not.
Desperate Housewives: Hands down the best new drama on TV.
by 34TH STREET
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Dave does deutschland
Insomniac with Dave Attell has been exploring the after-hours occupations of the world's insomniacs and promoting wanton alcoholism to late-night viewers since 2001.
by CLAIRE STAPLETON
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Hebrew Humor
Jews are fun to laugh at. From Philip Roth's Portnoy's Complaint to Seinfeld to Adam Sandler's "The Hanukkah Song (versions ad nauseum)," the rule is tried and true: laugh at a Jew and you will be laughing for a long time.
by YONA SILVERMAN
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Instant Gratification
If These Walls Could Talk
by Matt Kuruc
In a country as polarized as ours, it has become nearly impossible for people to come together to discuss controversial issues.
by 34TH STREET
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California, here we come?
It all started with 90210 : a rich gang of Beverly Hills High Schoolers desperately trying to make it through the drama of their teenage years.
by ALEXANDRA CHALAT
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Cali on DVD
Saved by the Bell -- Seasons 1 & 2
If you want a flashback to 1989, look no further than the halls of Bayside High in Pacific Palisades, CA.
by CLARE OCONNOR
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Looney toons
Comedy Central has always tended to the absurd -- foul-mouthed eight-year-olds, fake news shows and the idea that Colin Quinn is funny, for example.
by ALEX KOPPELMAN
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Editor's Picks: Best cartoons ever
Jon Levin (Guides): Doug
Best episode: Doug composes a bluegrass song about his crush, Patti Mayonnaise.
by 34TH STREET
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ZeN-Trification
Near the end of an election year in which everyone who was anyone parlayed their opinions into hardcover format, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart wasn't going to be left out.
by CARA LIBERATORE
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Almost Famous
In the beginning, Philly was all about the idea of exposing itself on cable by hosting The Real World. Seriously, we even protested in the streets to get the stupid show to come here.
by SARA LEVINE
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